The new UST mascot is OUT! It looks gay, right?
Clad in a roman-inspired garb, the UST quadricentennial mascot seems to look like a dog surgically enhanced to look like a cat. Nevertheless, the students didn't care at all, except for the tumblr freaks who first saw the photo above.
Named after i don't know (but it sounds stupid), Quster, Thomasians are having a rough time pronouncing the surgically enhanced dog. The writer is also asking, does it sound like KUSTER, or KESTER or KYUSTER or KASTER or KUWASTER.
We don't know and we don't really care. But why are we writing about it? It is because the Quster is so cute we all want to attend UAAP, even if UST is fighting against NU.
And, at last, a well-made mascot, unlike the previous onewhich is obviously made to scare the kids away watching UAAP, especially spoiled Ateneo kids. It's scary, right? SCAAAARRRYYYY!!!!!
To close this critique, the writer is still very excited to see the mascot in person and the writer wants to know who is inside the "tiger" (or the surgically enhanced dog). Applause is given to the designer for making a brilliant rendition of the quadricentennial mascot.
And by the way, the shield is cute. I think its purpose is to protect himself from the archers.